★★★★★
Boston Pizza Review
Walked into Boston Pizza last night with high hopes and an empty stomach. What I got instead was a masterclass in slow-motion service.
For the first 10 minutes, not a single staff member acknowledged our existence. We sat there like forgotten furniture, staring at empty tables while the restaurant quietly tested our patience. Finally, a server appeared, moving at the speed of a sloth on vacation, and took our order.
Then came the real challenge: 20 more minutes of absolute nothingness. No water. No bread. No appetizers. No update. Just pure, unfiltered emptiness on the table and in our glasses. It felt like we had been transported into a minimalist art installation titled “Waiting.”
The atmosphere was immaculate — if you enjoy the vibes of quiet desperation mixed with mild starvation. By the time anything arrived, I was no longer hungry for pizza; I was hungry for basic human interaction and a glass of water.
Final Verdict:
If you enjoy testing your willpower and practicing mindfulness while waiting for food, this is the place for you.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
One star for the concept of pizza existing somewhere in the building. The rest is still a mystery.
Would I return? Only if I bring my own water, snacks, and a book titled How to Survive 30 Minutes of Neglect.
★★★★★
The food at the one by Walmart one is crap pasta and handhelds taste like cardboard and sand so expectations where on the ground to begin with lol
We thought we’d try the bps here for a change though. Their soup was ice cold lettuce seemed unwashed there was brown spots on some of the leaves. Their pastas burgers and sandwiches were warm and cooked good though.
the girls seemed flustered young and shy and non conversational they also where very casual, sports wear seems to be the dress code for some which is fine just a surprise as usually bps is business casual the girls are young though so I get it it’s okay.
We will try this one again though it’s newer so with time it should be better!
